I should know better

It`s been a busy year for Julian. As senior stud dog he has been much in demand. He is – how shall I put it? – an enthusiastic worker with a true sense of vocation
And he`s had a good year. I think the best of it was Christmas, when he had two eager young things at once panting (literally – they`re dogs, after all) for his favours. .He was delighted to oblige.. No doubt he`ll want that every Christmas………
We have an excellent understanding on this. He has sex and I get paid. (Ithink there`s a name for this kind of relationship but Ijust can`t put my finger on it………)
Poppy, his latest, (a mature experienced redhead) has just left, and Julian is sitting on my knee, tired but happy his eyes a tad glazed. I think he might be muttering the Stud Dog Prayer –
“Thank you Lord for not making me a police dog, or a sheepdog or a sniffer dog, or a guide dog…………”