OF CRUFTS AND OTHER THINGS
"Play with me!" Riot asked everyone.....
AN EVENING OF RIOT
Solitaire`s current obsession - the little girl i...
Riot does cute on her favourite fur. I am reminde...
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Saga of a woman old enough to know better who lets her life be governed by the ridiculous hobby of breeding and showing dogs, musing on life, the twenty first century, Cameron and his mini-me, and the occasional sheep.
"IN DOG YEARS, I`M DEAD"
Thursday, March 25, 2010
I asked my Mum. `Am I a Penguin?` She looked worried. She thought I wasn`t, though. My Mum is a warm furry quiet person, always there for me, and I really didn`t suspect she was a Penguin.
I asked about my Dad. I have never seen my Dad. Was he maybe a Penguin?
I have never heard my Mum go on so. I didn`t get the half of it. Something about `heartless villain` - `took advantage of an innocent girl` - `worst experience of my life` - `if I ever get my paws on him`. I am not good at all these big words. I don`t think any of them meant `Penguin` though.
I am little and can`t read my pedigree. Maybe there are Penguins there.
But on the whole I think I am being got at."
"My brother is rotten. He eats my food and bites me on the bum. He is everything that is bad.
I think he is probably a Penguin.
Whatever that is."
Glad to see you all back and hopefully you are much better Elizabeth.
I am Lizzie, a mittelspitz (also not a penguin). Penguins are a large flightless bird kind of like a turkey. My 'brother' Indy had a plan about going to Arctica, where they live (we watched them on the TV and learned a lot, like how they can escape from the back of the box without having to come through the living room, which I think is really unfair) and eating them all, but he never did it before he passed away. Anyway, you are not penguins, but if you want, I have a penguin hat that will help you catch them. And then you can share in eating them with me.
Love & kisses,
Mum says she thinks chickens come from Tesco.so maybe penguins live there too. When we get one - and we will, we can do anything - we will be glad to share it!"
Delia and Fidget