"Open my eyes - that sounds too much like hard wo...
THAT TRAPPED FEELING
The Turdmobile. Note the high rotatating sensor ...
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Truly and son - just 2 days old
Doesn`t click, doesn`t scroll - has to go.
THE BEST LAID SCHEMES
Allegra - "I`ve got stitches in my tummy and this...
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Saga of a woman old enough to know better who lets her life be governed by the ridiculous hobby of breeding and showing dogs, musing on life, the twenty first century, Cameron and his mini-me, and the occasional sheep.
"IN DOG YEARS, I`M DEAD"
Monday, March 10, 2008
Crufts is a strange old game. In addition to the usual faces, you have the Foreign Dogs, many never seen before, and every one a wild card. Old hands look at them sideways and mutter that they didn`t come without a reason. In this case I was told at once by some continental friends that a certain dog had been brought over to get Best of Breed - and so it proved. It takes the edge off the proceedings although goodness knows it isn`t unusual. I notice that this year the bookies voiced suspicions about the honesty of Crufts ...er, proceedings. It took them this long to notice??
Well, I didn`t expect too much for poorMarcus with his depleted tail, but had hoped for better with Allegra. 3rd is the worst she has ever had at Crufts - in fact this was the first time she didn`t win.
The judging had all the speed, warmth and panache of an Antarctic glacier in a bad winter, and the judge had me warned off for flash photography, so the temptation to leave the ring and socialise was strong. Crufts is a great social event. You meet people you only see once a year....Truly`s mum for instance. And people kept giving me food - delightful, but death to the diet.
Home via a series of dismal service stations to watch the deplorable BBC coverage - why must they assume it is children`s entertainment? - and muse over the deep questions it raises....
How did such a badly constructed chihuahua go best in Group?
What is the attraction of the circus performance called Dancing with Dogs?
Why oh why won`t any of the many dogs he clutches so grimly while presenting bite the dreadful Ben Fogle?
Or at least pee on his leg?