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Saga of a woman old enough to know better who lets her life be governed by the ridiculous hobby of breeding and showing dogs, musing on life, the twenty first century, Cameron and his mini-me, and the occasional sheep.
"IN DOG YEARS, I`M DEAD"

Sunday, August 21, 2005

THE ADVENTURES OF MR LENTIL 

It`s a quiet time for me just now. So I`ve alternated soaking up the sun with working with Mr Lentil.

I had wondered if he would be up to showing, but the wee mite has grown steadily and in the past 3 weeks has decided that a growing boy needs a coat, so he just might have a show future...

He was determined not to walk on the lead...well only under severe protest. So I took him over to my friends on the east coast, for evaluation and to see if a little culture shock might work wonders. His pal Florian, en route to a show in Wales, came too.

Well - great new vistas for Mr Lentil. New places, new people - and a seagull. I live inland. My dogs don`t see seagulls. And this huge white monster, bigger than Florian, swooped down to my friend`s hut roof cocked its head on one side and regarded them with a beady eye.

The two intrepid Papillons stared at it and then took a long look at each other. You could just see what they were saying:

Florian:- "Look at the size of it! This is a job for a senior dog!"
Mr Lentil - "Actually, that`s you today....."
Florian - "Omigod! I mean, of course! Well, do you see anything at all on that roof?"
Mr Lentil - "Absolutely not."
Florian - Then let`s both not look at what isn`t standing on the roof"

And the two brave souls wandered on, carefully not looking up.

The outcome of the visit and a lot of subsequent work is that Mr Lentil will now walk on the lead - provided I am flapping a large slice of meat in front of his nose at very regular intervals. He trots on manfully, his eyes glazed and fixated on the moving hunk of ham or whatever. I am desperately trying to reduce the size of meat treat required to stimulate movement before he makes his debut at the club show - I feel instinctively that the treat should not be larger than the puppy.

Not to worry - he`ll get there. And meanwhile I have been asked to judge Papillons at a large Championship show in January...

Let the other exhibitors worry for a change.
Comments:
Oh thank god I don't have show cats. It would be 800 times worse. As you likely know, dogs have owners and cats have staff, and if that's how animals treat their owners, think how I, as staff to four cats, would fare.

I couldn't afford the ham! I'm already being ordered about by my three new additions. Three! What the hell was I thinking?

Another pint of heavy, anyone?
 
How did you suddenly end up with 4 cats anyway/ I have 4, but it`s different here - I think they earn their keep and they think they live in a hunter`s paradise.
 
Well, it's the drinking, you know.

Actually I can't even afford to do that any longer. *weep*

My daughter wanted a kitten and I promised her one. My friend's cat had kittens and I wanted the tabby BADLY but Eleanor chose the grey one, so I decided on two. Then the person who was supposed to take Diamond was too bored/too busy/too high/too irresponsible to even be at home when someone was going to DELIVER the cat to her ... so we kept him. Lookit that little face; could you resist him? (He's already tried to take on my 15-lb alley cat, gotta love that attitude.)
 
Just to let you know that your link to my blog is now pointing at a porn site! New blog url is http://www.milkylugs.blogspot.com/
if you want to update it.
Thanks...
 
Consider it sorted!
 
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